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mariam-san:

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

that’s fucking beautiful

(Source: kaijuno)

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl:

    i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

  • white boy:

    come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

  • white girl:

    you're just trying to scare me.

  • white boy:

    lmao

  • they continue walking for a few seconds

  • *white couple hears noise*

  • white girl:

    babe what that??

  • white boy:

    i'll go investigate

  • *leaves her alone*

  • *choking noises*

  • white girl:

    zack!!!

  • white boy:

    ha ha just kidding!

  • white girl:

    asshole!

  • white boy:

    im just playin babe

  • white girl:

    that wasnt funny but ur still cute

  • *playful kiss*

  • *things turn sexy*

  • *hear noise*

  • white boy:

    i'll go investigate

  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

  • *maybe a thud*

  • white girl:

    zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

  • *she walks and he dead*

  • white girl:

    ahhh!!

  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

  • white girl:

    ahhh!!!

  • *white girl runs*

  • *dead end*

  • *hides*

  • *thinks she free n safe*

  • *guy catches her*

  • *cuts her*

  • *she dead*

  • opening title slashes across screen:

    BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

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